To celebrate my 377th page view, I've decided to write a FAQ. After all, when you have this many people clamoring for as much information as they can get about you, it would be a disservice not to.

So for my dedicated fans (both of you) here it is. I present to you Matt Thermo's Frequently Asked Questions:


1. So, sarcasm aside, why are you writing a FAQ when only about 5 (at best) people are actually going to read it?

Well, boredom really. That and writers block. I figured doing something like this could help me work through it a bit.

2. Are really going to right this whole thing in third person?

Write

3.What?

You spelled it "right" up there in question 2 when you meant "write"

4. Oh, sorry.

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5. Now what?

#4 wasn't a question.

6. Oh, I guess it wasn't. Should we just start back at 4 again?

Fine, I guess.

4. Actually shouldn't we skip back to question 2 since you didn't actually answer it yet?

Sure whatever.

2. Are really going to right this whole thing in third person?

Apparently, yes.

3. Doesn't that seem a little weird to you?

How so.

4. Well, there you are, just sitting in your living room, typing out a bunch of questions to yourself as though you're talking to someone else.

How else am I supposed to write a FAQ if I don't write out questions. That's kind of the point isn't it.

5. Are you asking me questions now, I'm confused?

Does it really matter, it's not like we're actually two people.

6. It just makes this whole back and forth confusing if we don't stick to the established order.

Yeah, sure, I guess that makes sense. Go back to your questioning then.

7. Uh alright, Anyway I don't think most people do this in third person. Besides, I honestly doubt you get questions like this often enough to qualify as "Frequently Asked", if at all?

That's true.

8. Which part, the third person thing or the frequently asked part.

The second half. As far as the "third person" goes, I have to admit I haven't actually read too many FAQ's, so I wouldn't really know.

9. So wait, you're writing a FAQ despite not really having any particular familiarity with them?

Yeah, pretty much. Look, I only got the idea because I saw =rinoaneko do one a few weeks ago. Just thought I'd give it a shot.

10. Did you... wait, who?

=rinoaneko . She's an artist who also has a profile on DA. She does a lot of really cool Avatar fan art. She's on my watch list, so when she wrote her FAQ, it gave me an alert for it. That's where I got the idea.

11. Did you at least read hers?

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12. You didn't, did you?

I skimmed it.

13. Christ! I give up. this is retarded. I'm leaving.

Hey wait!

14. NO!

That's not a

15. I KNOW IT'S NOT A QUESTION. I don't care anymore. This is stupid. You're just rambling now. How is anyone supposed to learn anything about you this way. This is just a waste of time! Goodbye!

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Wait, Hello... Did you really leave, cause that doesn't actually make any sense.

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C'mon say something!

16.

Alright, seems that's the end of may FAQ. Hope you all learned a little bit more about how I go about my process of... whatever it is that I do (and if you did, could you send me a note or something and let me know what that is, cause really have no idea).

It's been fun, but I think it's time I get back to my story. Thank You and good night.